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Hunker Down! The End Times Survivor What's the Most Epic Case of Dumb Luck in History? Zombies are here, and I'm holed up in my ironclad DIY bunker, petting my dog while munching on corn. Down in the yard, the zombie king acts like a perpetual motion machine, diligently plowing my land all for the dried sausage dangling above its head. Oh, and not far off, my zombified ex-boyfriend wanders aimlessly through my orchard, looking utterly lost. "Maybe he could help diggin'
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