2060: C2060 You're Missing a Broken Bowl

C2060 You're Missing a Broken Bowl

"No matter what, as long as it doesn't affect your health. Furthermore, Yue doesn't get fat no matter how much she eats. This is really enviable."

Liu Ruyan smiled and said, "Furthermore, it is also a waste to not be able to eat the food at home. In the future, it is also not bad to have someone clean up the bottom of the plate."

Lu Xiaoyue: ... ""

After walking out of the room, Tang Yu went outside and started to make pheasant. He was quite free and unfettered.

Not long after, a group of people walked over.

"Boss, you really are here. It smells so good. My brothers are trying their best. You actually ate something delicious here." First, Lih Yong's exclamation was heard.

"I am also hungry. Boss, do you have any more food at home? Let's have some food. I'm so hungry after this battle. "

Chris rubbed his stomach and stared at the roast chicken with envy.

"Alright, you guys are back."

Tang Yu said with a smile. "Don't pretend for me here. The mission I gave you was to keep you guys busy. I didn't ask you to fight to the death. After all, the enemy had tens of thousands of Heavenly Human Stage Expert warriors. It wouldn't be easy for them to win. " I don't want any of our men to be sacrificed. It's not worth it. "

"Hehe."

Chris rubbed his head and said, "That's what I said. " However, our battle result is not bad. With Old Luo's Wind Chasing Arrow Sect's Archery as the foundation, our attacks are much longer than theirs. Under this restraint, thousands of them died, but only a few dozen of us suffered some minor injuries. It's not a big deal. "

"These are all normal. If you really lose someone, then I will have to settle the score with you. "

Tang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "However, Chris, you are still not bad. This battle has finally allowed you to break through to the Ninth Heaven."

"Of course, I'm not the kind of person who can be left behind."

Chris said with a face full of arrogance, "After this battle, hehe, go and have a good time. In Small Cloud Heaven Realm, I have nothing better to do. After I come back, I finally have a lot of nightlife. I will find a bath center and give you a massage. Tsk tsk, that feeling is really intoxicating."

"Don't you already have a wife? You still want to go there?"

Luo Man looked at Chris with disdain. "You have such a beautiful wife at home, yet you still want to cause trouble. "Aren't you being too unscrupulous?"

"Old Luo, I can't understand why you, a man who has been single for more than 40 years, would do such a thing."

Chris lectured him earnestly and said, "As the saying goes, the wildflowers outside are especially fragrant. Women are like roast chickens. No matter how delicious they are, you will get sick of them every day. So it is time to change the taste."

"Nonsense."

Luo Man said with disdain, "Don't find an excuse to be fearless because of your lascivious nature. It will be interesting to find people like you who are not clean. When the time comes, I don't know if you will bring back some kind of virus and then pass it on to your wife."

"D * mn, don't scare me."

Chris shuddered when he heard this. "Why don't we just do some simple massage? Old Luo, Ying, Ah Chong, and Tian. Why can't you guys go?"

"Not interested."

Chen Chong curled his lips. "What's so good about the women there? I still want to find my true love."

"True love?"

Chris choked and coughed a few times. "Brother, don't tease me. "Why do you have nothing to do? Why do you have so much love? " You're so awesome right now. Which woman won't follow you? "As long as it's not an alien, there will definitely be as many women as you want. All of them will climb up the pole and climb onto you."

"I'm not joking."

Chen Chong took out a set of clothes with patches on it and said excitedly, "I took this off from a beggar on the road. What do you think? "Is it very suitable for me? When I wear this beggar's uniform, my true love will come. "Boss, take a look. What else do you need? Help me give some guidance."

Pfft! "2

When these words came out, Tang Yu almost vomited blood. Initially, he thought that Chen Chong was just talking to him, but who would have thought that this fellow was actually serious!

"Didn't you want to go to Small Cloud Heaven Realm to find him? Why did you return to Mortal Leading Realm?"

Tang Yu's mouth twitched. "You do look like a beggar in this outfit. However, you are still short of something, and you are still short of a broken bowl... "

"What is love in this world? It is directly related to life and death."

Chen Chong murmured, "It doesn't matter if you don't mention those women from Small Cloud Heaven Realm. They don't even look at your appearance, nor do they look at how unrestrained you are. They only look at whether you have the strength or not, and how powerful you are. It's too straightforward, and it's not suitable for me. "I still think that these people from the Mortal Leading Realm can do it. At least, they won't care if I have the strength or not."

Ahchong! Can you stop teasing me? They won't care if you have the ability or not, but will they ask you if you have a room? Do you have a car? "How much is the salary? Can you write her name on the property certificate?"

Tang Yu could only feel his head getting bigger. "If you go out like this, you don't even need to wear a beggar's uniform. You just need to wear street goods. " Even if you show part of your strength and say that you're poor, I bet no woman will look at you. "

"I don't believe it."

Chen Chong said with a look of disbelief, "There are always people in this world who don't look at these things. Just like sister-in-law, aren't they all very good?"

"Alright, alright. I'm too lazy to give you a blow."

Tang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "If you want to play, go buy a set of street goods. Then go to a company with more women and apply to see what the result will be. Don't compare yourself with me. "Your life isn't as good as mine. I'm a knife's luck. My life is rough, but my luck with love is exuberant."

"Alright, I'll listen to you. I'll go play for a few days. Anyway, there's nothing much to do on this side for now, so I can relax a little."

Chen Chong chuckled. "Boss, just you wait. See how I find my true love!"

After saying that, Chen Chong carried the beggar's robe and swaggered out.

"Ah, this guy... is really stubborn."

Chris was speechless. "Women, as long as they are raped, it will be over. How can it be so strenuous? Lih Yong, Shadow, are the two of you going to the shower center? Let's take a shower and massage. I'll treat, how about it? "

Hehe, I have nothing to do anyway. I can go for a walk and relax. "

Lih Yong said excitedly while seriously shining with a green light.

As for the shadow, it also said with interest, "I have never been there since I was born. I will go and take a look too."

"Haha, good brother, I'll let you experience the world properly, hahaha."

Chris laughed loudly. Everyone bid farewell to Tang Yu and walked out.

Looking at this scene, Tang Yu and Luo Man looked at each other in dismay. What the hell was going on? What were these guys doing here? In conclusion, did they want to tell them that they had returned and that they were going to pick up girls?

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