C2488 A Team Full of Holiness
Seeing this scene, the corners of Tang Qiuqiu's and Tang Dou's mouths twitched crazily as they cursed in their hearts.
This cow was still pretending to be so arrogant. It was so domineering, so capable, and so dignified. However, when he turned his head around, this cow... was actually so subservient, bending his knee, and lying through his teeth with his eyes wide open. It was truly capable!
"What is it? Weren't you awesome just now? Aren't you a Holy Beast? Where's your dignity? Where's your pride? Where is your personality? "You were eaten by a dog?"
Tang Qiuqiu said with a look of disdain, but her heart was filled with joy.
Previously, she had been pressed down by that stupid cow, but now, the other party had been subdued by Tang Yu, and even their dignity had been lost. It was such a great feeling.
"What personality? What dignity? " I am Niu, I only have Niu Ge. "
The One-Horned Thunder Ox said righteously," I carefully savored the aftertaste. Your team is indeed filled with sacred auras, making Niu yearn for them. As a righteous and responsible bull, this kind of team is an existence that I have yearned for throughout my life. Otherwise, my soul would have nowhere to be placed.
Especially when this raging flame burns on my body, I feel my pores open. It feels so comfortable that even the impurities in my soul are burning out. It allows my soul to be sublimated. Thus, I had a dream. "If I don't stay in this team for the rest of my life, my life will be incomplete!"
"What... what the heck..."
As soon as he said that, "WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF!
She had seen shameless people before. But she had never seen such a shameless person. Just say that you bully the weak and fear the strong, afraid that you will be roasted into a meat skewer, do you need to say it so righteously, saying that you are so great?
Tang Qiuqiu scoffed at the One-Horned Thunder Ox's words. Originally, she thought that this cow could be considered to be rather awesome, but now, it looked like it was trash.
As he spoke, the One-Horned Thunder Ox looked at Tang Yu with a flattering expression and said, "This hot flame has made my heart feel so hot. Why don't we stop this fire first?"
"Stop? How can this be?"
Tang Yu said seriously, "This fragrance is even drifting out. If I stop... Doesn't that mean I have destroyed a delicacy? Besides, I have spent so much effort. There are so many ingredients. How can I waste them just like that? How about... Let's get that thing out of the bar first. After all, you're so big, that thing isn't small either. It should be enough to eat "
After saying that, Tang Yu looked towards the crotch of the One-Horned Thunder Ox.
Sensing Tang Yu's envious gaze, the One-Horned Thunder Ox immediately quivered. It retracted its Yang energy into its stomach, and before Tang Yu's eyes, the thing disappeared!
"I say, Old Bull, what's going on? Are you being hypocritical? Do you really want me to roast you?"
Tang Yu narrowed his eyes and said indifferently.
"My Lord Human Emperor, please spare me."
Hearing this, the One-Horned Thunder Ox wanted to cry but had no tears. "My old meat doesn't taste good. He clenched his teeth. If you want to eat it, I'll prepare some delicacies for you in the future. "Do you like it? Isn't it just to make me your brother's mount? Can't I do it? Besides, can you bear to see that your brother's mount is damaged? Isn't that right?"
At this moment, the One-Horned Thunder Ox's heart was shattered. He had seen ruthless attacks before, but he had never seen someone like Tang Yu... this kind of abnormal monster!
If you hit me, it would be understandable if you killed yourself. But... what do you mean by putting yourself on the grill? If you roast yourself and eat it, We can understand, but why do you want to roast me alive? Can't you just kill yourself? The other party... the other party actually wants to eat the thing that I used on the little cow, this makes him both shocked and angry!
"Un, there is still some truth to it."
Tang Yu said with a smile, "But there are some things that we should take advantage of when the fire is stronger to say. If there is no fire, I'm afraid you won't be able to think so clearly. Besides, I'm going to eat you, and I'm going to burn all your fur. You must hold a grudge against me. If that's the case, then we'll have a very bad time. "
How is that possible? "
The One-Horned Thunder Ox said with a serious expression, "How can I bear a grudge against you? The fur on my body should have retreated and grown new. Help me burn it. This is perfect, in case I pluck the fur myself. "As the saying goes, if the old doesn't go, the new won't come. I should be grateful to you. How could I hate you?"
Is that so? "
Tang Yu grinned and said, "That's not bad. You know how well I treat you. This is your growth. However, there was a saying that a person needed to sign an agreement with a Demonic Beast, right? When the time comes, you and my brother have to sign an agreement, right? You won't object to this, right?
Actually, I really don't want to force a cow. "It's fine if you don't agree. I won't force you. However, we can discuss whether steamed cow hooves are delicious or braised cow hooves."
"There's no need to discuss!"0
The One-Horned Thunder Ox quivered and hurriedly said, "Sign it. That agreement must be signed. How can we not sign it? This must show my sincerity!
But... Lord Human Emperor! ... I only have one small request. Can I... Can I sign an equal agreement? Of course, this is a proposal! "
The One-Horned Thunder Ox pondered in its heart. This agreement must be signed. In its opinion, this agreement was not a restriction to it, but a way to ensure its own safety.
Otherwise, without this agreement, this fellow would want to eat beef on a whim. How fearful would it be to live? From time to time, he would have to be threatened by the other party. He really had enough of this kind of bitter life. Not to mention an equal agreement, even a slave agreement was fine too. At least... this fellow no longer had any thoughts about him!
"Aiya, Brother Niu, you should have said so earlier. Look at how different our relationship is!"
Tang Yu grinned as soon as these words were spoken. He put away the fire and said righteously, "Someone as open-minded as me. How could I let a cow be a slave? Besides, my family doesn't farm. So, we signed an agreement of equality. Don't worry about this Brother Niu. There are plenty of slaves in this world, but there is only one reasonable Brother Bull. How can I torture you? "
"Thank you, thank you!"
Upon hearing these words, the One-Horned Thunder Ox was on the verge of crying. Moved, too f * cking touched! To be able to sign an equal agreement, this was simply something it had never thought of. Was this the best result out of all the worst possible outcomes? No matter what, it had preserved its bulwark.
Of course, it was also touched from the bottom of its heart. In any case, this Tang Yu was reasonable. At least, he really didn't have to die this time. As for losing face... Oh... No, it was the embarrassment of a cow or something. However, at this moment, he was still talking about throwing a cow!
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