C3932 You Stabbed Me to Death?
Tang Yu didn't want to waste any more time. He took out a pair of white gloves from his Yin-Yang Palace. He also took out the Purple Gold Blade that he had refined. He started to swing his blade at the Dao Seeking corpse that Dao Sovereign Long Shen had taken out.
Although this thing wasn't complicated, it definitely wasn't simple to make.
Previously, with Tang Yu's medical skills, it only took him a very short time to treat a dying person. But this time, Tang Yu wasn't sure if he could really handle it in one night. He could only try his best.
Liu Ruyan and Dao Sovereign Long Shen looked at Tang Yu's actions curiously, especially Dao Sovereign Long Shen. He also wanted to know how Tang Yu turned the corpse into his own appearance. If even he couldn't tell whether it was real or fake, then Tang Yu's medical skills would be considered heaven defying.
"Come on, Dao Sovereign Long Shen, take off your clothes and pants."
Tang Yu looked at Dao Sovereign Long Shen and said.
"Ah? What is this?"
Dao Sovereign Long Shen couldn't help but ask, "You need me to take off my pants for plastic surgery?"
"Nonsense, this is a necessary project!"
Tang Yu said word by word, "Do you think this is easy? I can clone you in all aspects so that you won't be able to tell the difference between this corpse and you. Do you understand what I mean? Then, you have to do every detail of your body well. For example, what scars do you have on your body? Where do you have an obvious mole or birthmark? All of these must be done.
"Of course, for the sake of more details, I need to carefully observe the length of your precious lifeblood. I need to adjust it. Do you understand?"
"F * ck! Isn't this a little too much?"
Dao Sovereign Long Shen widened his eyes and could not help but say, " "This... this... Who would look at my thing? Don't joke around with me, right? "
Don't say that. "
Tang Yu said lightly, "Since you suspect that your son may not be a good person, what about your wives? Are you sure they are loyal to you? Those wives of yours. They have been through hardships with you. Or are you saying that you have reached your current status and look at how beautiful they are? Did you just go up against her? "
This... this... "
Dao Sovereign Long Shen was drenched in cold sweat, but he took a deep breath. "I... I am not sure either. But what does it have to do with this? "
"Of course it has to do with it."
Tang Yu said word by word, "Your woman, even if you don't look at your face, I don't look at your face, I just look at your crotch. They should know if this is you or not, right? In terms of details... If one of your women was a spy, and your appearance was incompatible, they should have known that you were a spy. She will look at your crotch. The size is not right. "Does that make sense?"
Cough cough... this... seems to really be the case... "
Dao Sovereign Long Shen's face was sullen and he couldn't help but say.
Hearing these words, Liu Ruyan, who was beside him, had a blush on her pretty face. This Tang Yu... was really... This idea was really too detailed, wasn't it?
But if this was the case, wouldn't Dao Sovereign Long Shen have to take off his pants here?
"Well, I think I need to leave for a while."
Liu Ruyan said.
"It's good to avoid it for a while. It's good to avoid it for a while..."
Dao Sovereign Long Shen also had an embarrassed look and hurriedly said.
Liu Ruyan did not say much and directly brought Bai Ruoxi into the inner room of the palace. The eighteen dragon generals also left the place and left the place for Tang Yu and Dao Sovereign Long Shen.
Dao Sovereign Long Shen had a helpless expression, but after thinking for a while, he still took off his pants.
"Damn it, I'm good!"
Seeing this scene, Tang Yu's pupils couldn't help shrinking. He exclaimed, "Dao Sovereign Long Shen, you really didn't grow this big grid for nothing. This treasure of yours is really different from ordinary people. This thermos of yours... is a thick thing. ... "Can your woman bear it?"0
Hmph, how can we, the demons, be the same as your Human Clan? "
Dao Sovereign Long Shen said proudly, "If such a thing is too small, wouldn't it be a disgrace? Besides, I'm Dao Sovereign Long Shen. If I'm not like this, am I worthy of my status? Do you know that all the women who have been favoured by me have flown to the sky? "
What's the matter? They were all stabbed to death by you?"
Tang Yu was stunned and asked.
"Bullshit!"
Dao Sovereign Long Shen rolled his eyes. "What I mean is that I flew up to the sky and stabbed myself to death? "Do you know how to talk?"
"Is that so?"
Tang Yu smacked his lips. "I don't know if they are happy or not, but what I know is that they are still alive. They are really lucky. " Besides, if they really divorce you, no one will be able to satisfy them in the future. "
Dao Sovereign Long Shen was speechless.
At this moment, there were black lines on Dao Sovereign Long Shen's head. If it wasn't for the other party helping him, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to resist slapping the guy in front of him.
"However, if that's the case, this matter will be a little troublesome."
Tang Yu sighed and said, "Take a look for yourself. This thing of yours is so big. The thing that you gave me is not on the same level as you. What's going on? Like I said, just like you... Your woman doesn't even need to see what you look like, look at your crotch... "I know that this corpse isn't you."
"This... this... then what should we do?"
Dao Sovereign Long Shen said in a hurry, "You have to think of a way for me, don't you? This thing was born. "I can't do anything about it either."
"Forget it. Forget it. This corpse is the most suitable one. Furthermore, it belongs to the demon race. The rest of it is far from being suitable. Anyway, this fellow is already dead. It doesn't matter anymore. I will just reconstruct this thing."
Tang Yu smacked his lips and said. "Come. Show me that thing of yours. Let me see the whole picture. I have to perfectly replicate it, right?"
"Er..." Dao Sovereign Long Shen looked conflicted. He was such an existence. Damn it... Doing such a thing at a time like this was a little embarrassing.
Luckily, the other party was Reincarnation Dao Sovereign. Hmm, he had to bear with it.
"Damn it, Dao Sovereign Long Shen, don't go too far. Can't you f * cking control yourself? What do you mean by standing up at me? Besides, you're playing around... and you're getting bigger. What do you want me to do? "This is a dead person. Do you think things that belong to a dead person can also get bigger?"
Tang Yu glared at Dao Sovereign Long Shen and shouted unhappily.
"Cough cough... that, it's not..."
Dao Sovereign Long Shen's old face turned red. "I... Well, I just can't control myself. When I take this thing out of my pants, it will naturally have such a reaction... ... "Hehe, don't take offense. Let me calm my heart. I will circulate my demonic energy and should be able to get it back. Wait... yes, wait..."
Tang Yu:... ""
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