934: C934 An Old Man and a Young Man Two Lunatics

C934 An Old Man and a Young Man Two Lunatics

These words shocked Old White Dragon and princess.

After a while, princess excitedly nodded her cute little head, "Okay, okay. Oh, Hubby, you are really too good to me. Let's give birth to a little scum. I really don't want to leave you! "

She was not joking. After she said that, she actually covered her face and cried.

Before Lan Tian could finish speaking, he was kicked on the butt by Old White Dragon.

The old man glared at him and cursed, "Damn it, I can't kick you to death, you playboy! It was said that men shouldn't make women cry. You, on the other hand, actually made such a young and cute little beauty cry. Do you think you should die?"

" I... "

Before Lan Tian could finish, another kick landed on his butt. "What about me? Damn it, back then, your father was so infatuated with me. For a woman, I was single for a hundred million years. "

"But you little bastard? Spare me everywhere. It was either Duan Xue, Little Junior Sister, or Zhou Shanshan. If it was not Zhou Shanshan, then it was Fairy Xing Yue. At this moment, princess was once again hooked. "

" Why do you not look like me at all? What do you think I should do if you do this? Hurry up and agree to that little girl's request. Hurry up and enter the bridal chamber with her. Life! She! A thousand little demons!"

"When the time comes, a thousand little demons will have wings on their backs, horns on their heads, and pitchforks in their hands. As soon as they come out, they will shout, King, call me to patrol the mountain! "

At this point, he started laughing loudly. The more he laughed, the louder his laughter became. Finally, he bent down and started laughing so loudly that tears started flowing out of his eyes.

Princess, who was originally crying because of love, kicked his old leg and scolded, "Laugh your head off! Is it funny?"

Only then did the old man stop laughing and said to Lan Tian, "Son, I think you shouldn't pinch a sword for a little girl. You might as well pinch a star fork for her. Only then will it fit her image!"

Lan Tian's eyes lit up when he heard this. He nodded and said, "How about, little devil? I'll make a star fork for you?"

Princess was like Old White Dragon, a true person who would go crazy when he came. She nodded happily and said, "Okay, okay. You must make a powerful star fork for me. When the time came, I will look at whoever I don't like and throw the star fork down. Three transparent holes! "

Seeing that she had agreed, Lan Tian looked up at the stars in the sky and asked, "Then look for yourself. Which star do you like?"

Princess was so excited that her body trembled again." Hubby... "

Lan Tian immediately shouted, "Stop. If you dare to call me Hubby again, I won't help you anymore."

Princess's eyes darkened. Her small mouth was flat and she wanted to cry again.

Lan Tian was really speechless. He quickly coaxed, "Little devil, if you don't hurry and choose the stars, the day will be bright soon. When the time comes, you won't be able to see the stars. Don't blame me for not helping you."

Hearing Lan Tian's words, princess felt helpless. She could only raise her head and earnestly choose the stars.

Actually, there was nothing much to choose. She pointed to a brighter star and said, "Old... scum, I want this one."

Lan Tian nodded. "Alright, just this one. But because my skills are limited right now, I can't take down an entire star. I can only take down a third of it."

After saying that, he lightly pointed at the star. He shouted, "Transfer!"

In a flash, a dazzling star trident fell from the sky and stopped in front of Lan Tian.

Princess was so happy that she grabbed the star fork in front of Lan Tian with both hands. But how could she move it?

She became anxious and screamed at Lan Tian, "Despicable scum, why can't I lift it?"

Lan Tian smiled and said, "If you can move it, then it would be like seeing a ghost. Don't you think about it? It is a fork made from one-third of the stars. Can you lift it?"

Princess became anxious and stomped her feet at Lan Tian. "You damn scum. Since I can't move it, why did you give it to me? Are you playing with me?"

Lan Tian smiled and said, "Don't be anxious. I'll draw it for you and let it recognize you as its master. When the time comes, you can use it as easily as using this Dragontongue Bow."

"With this Star Fork, not to mention Old White Dragon, even if you encounter an old monster like the Chiang Country again, you will still be able to beat him to death!"1

Princess's body trembled in excitement when she heard this, but Old White Dragon was so scared that he trembled. He shouted straight at his throat, "Damn it, little bastard, then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and make her a weapon for you, Master Dragon."

"Oh right, you don't want this bird fork, Master Dragon. You still want a big stick. You just need to make Master Dragon a star stick. Oh, no, Master Dragon, don't want this cold thing. You, Master Dragon, want a sun stick. "

" When the time comes, if anyone dares to fight you, Master Dragon, I will step on my horse and strike them with my stick. Lightning and sparks will appear. I will either crush them to death or burn them to ashes. Let's see if they dare to fight you, Master Dragon! "

After saying that, he proudly shook his old leg.

Lan Tian chuckled, "I can make you a sun stick, but it will be strange if you don't get roasted."

Old White Dragon was instantly speechless. He opened the wine jar and started drinking.

Lan Tian drew a law on the star fork for princess. He made her drip blood and let the star fork recognize her as its master. Only then did he give it to princess.

After princess took it, she immediately went crazy again. Fork the sky and fork the earth and fork the air.

This time, they were really caught in the crossfire. Because this fork was made from stars, it was very powerful. With the trident, a huge mountain was instantly razed to the ground. However, those animals were screaming miserably.

Old White Dragon saw how powerful the trident was, so he immediately wrapped his arms around Lan Tian and demanded the stick. Lan Tian had no choice but to make a star stick for him.

This time, the surrounding people were even more affected. This old man and young man, these two crazy people, were simply going to tear the sky apart.

Lan Tian raised his head and said with a smile, "Since the two of you are so powerful, why don't you go and destroy the Chiang Country?"

It was really a sentence that woke him up from his dream. The two lunatics, one old and one young, immediately screamed and charged towards the imperial palace of Chiang Country. Lan Tian sat on a rock and looked at the distant horizon. He thought of Fairy Xing Yue.

It had been more than a year since they last saw each other. Was she alright?

She was facing all the big shots in the starry sky. As a woman, could she beat them?

Also, they were only lovers from her previous life. When she saw her again, what kind of identity would she use to get along with her?

If she wants to reconnect with me, then what should I do?

Don't forget, in Longevity Realm, there was a woman called Zhou Shanshan waiting for him!

One Zhou Shanshan already made Duan Xue unwilling to accept him. If there was another Xing Yue, would Duan Xue still be able to marry him?

Right, there was also the Ancient Martial Realm's Little Junior Sister. Oh, there was also his godsister, Bamboo, who had a crush on him.

It had been a long time since they last saw each other. If they had time, shouldn't they go and see them?

Thinking about this, Lan Tian suddenly realized that there were quite a number of women who didn't know him well.

Aiya, it seems like I'm also a scumbag man! Lan Tian was instantly speechless.

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