344: C344 Food of the Mortal World

C344 Food of the Mortal World

Although Old Lord Taishang called himself a big eater, he had countless dishes on the table.

The waiter put two for each item. He even pulled three tables over, but there was still not enough space.

Fortunately, Old Lord Taishang's eating speed was too astonishing, so he was barely able to carry away the finished dishes and replace them with a new one.

Zheng Kai looked at Old Lord Taishang's terrifying speed as he ate the dishes one at a time, and couldn't help but be flabbergasted.

He smacked his lips and said, "I say, Old Lord Taishang, have you not eaten for thousands of years, or is the food here too delicious? I saw you pour the dishes into your mouth one by one. It seems that there isn't enough for you to eat. Forget it, I'll order another serving of each one! "Waiter, waiter …"

When Old Lord Taishang heard that Zheng Kai still wanted to order one of each, he quickly grabbed Zheng Kai's hand and said, "I can't do that! Do you not see that this old man's belly is round?

Alas, I have not eaten for thousands of years. It's not like you don't know, when do we deities need to eat? It's just that my divine power has been sealed and I can't absorb Heaven-earth Elemental Qi anymore, which is why I had to eat more of your mortal world's food.

"Boss Zheng Kai, I'm full of energy right now. How about we just wait a bit and not go back? Can you show me around first?"

"So I was forced to become a big eater. Can't you be a little more intimate? Old Lord Taishang, look at you eating. You scared me. Now, I don't have any appetite. Hurry up and go after eating!"

Why don't you go back so early? It's okay, but the night is dark now. Old Lord Taishang, where do you want to go to play? Nightclub? Or a bar or a KTV? "

Zheng Kai looked at the leftover food on the table and the soup on Old Lord Taishang's beard, saying in disdain.

Old Lord Taishang hurriedly wiped his mouth with his sleeve and embarrassedly said: "Boss Zheng Kai, it's a joke. Now, this old man has come to the mortal world, not Boss Zheng Kai to go to heaven. If it was Boss Zheng Kai going to heaven, then this old man will give you everything!"

"Hehe, but since this old one has come to the human world, I will naturally follow the master. Boss Zheng Kai, just make arrangements. I am a very casual person!"

Zheng Kai looked at Old Lord Taishang's shiny sleeves and could not help but despise them. He then asked, "Old Lord Taishang, can you pay more attention to your personal image … "Never mind, I'll just follow the host. As the host, it's not good for me to despise you too much. Old Lord Taishang, then we'll set off right now. Are you full?"

At this time, Old Lord Taishang still had a big chicken leg in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Aiya, we're about to leave now, but I'm only 60% full? And these dishes, didn't they only eat half of it? And each of them hadn't finished a portion yet! Let's wait for them to finish their meal before we leave! "

Old Lord Taishang said as he gnawed on the chicken leg and moved in an exaggerated manner. As he ate, he drank the soup, causing the soup to splash all over the place. As a result, Zheng Kai and Old Lord Taishang were despised by the other customers, causing them to roll their eyes.

Zheng Kai could not help but lower his head as he felt the whites in the eyes of these people. He patiently waited for Old Lord Taishang to eat his fill.

Finally, along with Old Lord Taishang's burp, Zheng Kai hurriedly stood up. He didn't even have the time to speak with Old Lord Taishang, he just carried him and left.

As he walked, he said, "Old Lord Taishang, you really came to embarrass me … "Forget it, forget it. Luckily, there aren't that many people here who know me. Let's go!"

Zheng Kai waved his hand and took out the gold card. He didn't know how many tens of thousands he had eaten tonight, but he still didn't even blink.

After paying with great generosity, he dragged Old Lord Taishang out the door. When he was about to leave, Zheng Kai saw the waiter who looked down on him.

He could not help but laugh and said, "Brat, let's treat this as your mental loss tonight! In the future, you must remember, there are some people in this world that you cannot afford to offend! "

As he said that, Zheng Kai took out a stack of 100-yuan bills from his pocket. After he landed on the ground with a snort, he turned around and left, looking very carefree and happy.

The waiter, who looked down on Zheng Kai just now, heard Zheng Kai's words and quickly picked up the thousand dollar bill that was thrown on the ground.

He was afraid that Zheng Kai would turn around and take revenge on him, so he couldn't help but want to hide in the floor, afraid that his actions would make Zheng Kai unhappy. Now, he finally realized: "There are really some people in the world that I can't afford to act cool to. At least, the person who just left is not someone I can mess with …"

After exiting the hotel, Old Lord Taishang touched his belly and said contentedly: "Aiya, I'm 80% full. Satisfied, next time I'm going to have a big meal! Boss Zheng Kai, where are you taking me now? Is there anything fun about it? "

Zheng Kai looked at Old Lord Taishang, who was covered in oil, and his forehead was covered in sweat.

He said disdainfully, "Where can we go now? Aren't I going to pick it up for you? You said that with your current appearance, if you were to be taken away by the police later, you wouldn't even know how to reason with them. Let's go, let's go. After we're done buying clothes, we'll go somewhere else and take a bath! Wash the dust off your body! "

When Old Lord Taishang heard this, he couldn't help but laugh out loud and said, "It's rare for people to be happy with grudges and grudges. Tonight's slovenly appearance is precisely my expression of unbridled love for freedom.

Boss Zheng Kai, don't blame me. If worse comes to worse, this old man will listen to your arrangements. Everything else will be up to you, and I'll do whatever you want me to do. "

"That's more like it. His face is covered in oil. How scary."1

With that, Zheng Kai took Old Lord Taishang to the nearest clothing store. Old Lord Taishang looked at the dazzling array of clothes. Although he said that he would not be surprised, he still couldn't help but click his tongue in wonder.

Looking at the clothes in the shop, he said, "This old one has never seen so many clothes. This old one had never seen so many clothes before.

The staff of the clothing store looked at the oily Old Lord Taishang approaching the clothes step by step and hastily walked towards him.

Bending over towards Zheng Kai and Old Lord Taishang, he smiled and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, but our clothing store has a rule that we can try on clothes, but we can't get dirty. Sir, please deal with your personal problems first, otherwise, we waiters won't have any good fruits to eat …" I'm very sorry! "

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