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Author: MisterImmortal Word Count: 11090 Updated: 2025-06-17 13:08:12

266. PIL

[You can read chapters in advance, OP and GOT fic on -patreon.com/misterimmortal.]

The whole world was stuck to their phone, television, or computer screens on the 10th of December, 2018. Because a show that was hyped over around the world for more than a year since its announcement was finally going to air its first episode.

Master Chef, Universe Edition. Staring 20 aliens from different planets and species, while the judges included Hector, Diana, Michu, Grand Priestess Ayesha, Empress Veranke, and Odin. Meanwhile, the anchors will be the famous Jim Carrey, Moony, and Fenris.

There were various deals made with channels around the world and streaming services. There was something for everyone because the whole world was demanding to watch it.

Hector was at his home and watched the first episode with Diana, Natasha, Yelena, Peter, MJ, Ned, Jean, Loki, and a few other youngsters close to him. They were just going to enjoy the final cut.

So, with Popcorn ready, they sat around to watch an hour-long episode.

[Episode 1]

"Woof" Moony's face appeared, barking. Then the lights behind lit up, revealing the big kitchen with all kinds of tools. Soon after, the Judges walked in and stood beside the good boy.

The show started with the introduction of Judges. It was a short one.

Hector: Man of Democracy.

Diana: Goddess of War

Michu: Potato

Grand Priestess Ayesha: Ruler of Sovereign system

Empress Vernake: Ruler of Kree Federation

Odin: Daddy of Thor

That was their description, then started the introduction of the participants. There were all kinds of aliens, green, blue, red, yellow, purple, and all such colors or shapes.

Jim Carrey then carried the show on his massive comical back as he made fun of all aliens, sometimes comparing them to fictional characters. Of course, he didn't spare any human contestants either.

"Oh, there we have our smurf friend, smile for the camera, my friend." Jim walked to Yondu, who was participating. But he looked confused.

"Hehehe..."

"What a smile, my friend. You gave them sharks a run for their money." Jim indirectly made fun of Yondu's strange teeth and looked at the table. "So, what are you cooking for the judges?"

"Egg."

"Something with eggs? Hmm, like what?" Jim asked.

But Yondu showed a serious face. "Boiled eggs."

ಠ▃ಠ

Jim showed a fallen jaw face as he looked at Yondu. "Are you serious?"

"Well, it's not a normal egg. I got it from a distant star system. It appears only on certain days of the year, from the depth of the Ligma star system. The Titi animal lays eggs and dies right on them, then melts and creates a coating around the egg. It's very delicious."

"So this thing is an egg with a coating of a dead parent? Well, I can't help but feel nice not to be one of the judges. May their tongues rest in peace."

The show then continued. There were people from Gamora's planet, from Kul's planet, Xandarians, Skrulls, Kree and such. They made the food they were supposed to.

In the end, the judges had plates in front of them. Now, they had already made sure that nothing is made that is unpalatable for them because some species do eat some nasty things. Like the egg that Yondu brought that got him disqualified.

Hector and Diana also fed little Michu sitting at the table between them. Odin ate everything up like it was the last meal of his life and didn't say much bad about anything. Meanwhile, Ayesha and Empress Vernake were highly judgmental and made a few contestants cry. While Hector was a master of words and said bad things with such charisma that the other person didn't even understand they were being judged.

Diana was the same. She noted down all the bad things while sounding sweet. Meanwhile, Michu, well, his judgment was the same. What he liked, he'd eat it all, and what he didn't, he'd throw off the table, making the contestants cry.

On the first day, about three people got eliminated, and one disqualified. The show was a hit; people loved seeing aliens not trying to attack their planet. While in space, where the show was also being broadcasted, people came to know about Earth and the isolated part of the universe it was in.

With that, the episode came to an end, generating billions for various companies on the same day. However, there was a surprise waiting for Hector the next day.

...

As Hector returned to his office, he was visited by none other than Matt Murdock, his official attorney.

"What happened, kid? You got into trouble this time?" Hector joked.

But Matt put forward a document. "This is a summon from the Supreme Court. The other two political parties have filed a Public Interest Lawsuit against you regarding overreach of authority and monopolizing federal decision-making unconstitutionally even when you're not a member of any US Federal body."

Hector read and snorted. "Overreach regarding what? I do thousands of things around the world that are overreaching every government in the world. These fools need to be specific."

(⊙ˍ⊙)

"Please don't say that in court, sir. The PIL is likely against you solely handling alien affairs without any governmental oversight. It is believed that if you make a mistake, it could be disastrous for the whole planet. And this is a view that many world governments share."

~It seems I need to make some shadow regime changes before offering the World Without Borders plan to these nations.~ Hector thought in his head. Sadly, he could not just snap as, by now, every nation had formed its own overpowered supernatural or mutant teams that ensured its top policymakers were not being influenced. Telepaths were the highest in demand.

"Do I have to go to the court personally?"

Matt nodded. "Sadly, you must this time. A hearing is set for tomorrow. They are calling an emergency session because the topic of discussion is also whether they should ban your show."

"Well, they can try all they want. I already have all the things needed inside my head—no need to prepare. I will shut them up. Also, just as I will be in the courtroom, proof of corruption by the politicians who are trying to tarnish my hard work of uniting the world will be released. This will be a great lesson for them. If they are going to come after me, they better be as clean as a whistle."

Matt didn't have anything against that. "Alright, let's get all the documentation done then. I believe the hearing will be televised, but please note that this is not a criminal hearing. This is litigation. They must first prove that what they are accusing you of is true."

"Great, let them try then. Now, I need to head to shoot the next episode of the Master Chef. We're having Hulk as a guest today. Let's see if his peanut brain can cook something, haha." Hector carelessly got up and left.

Matt just sighed. His client was not serious about anything. But he reckoned that if he was Hector, he'd not care either.

...

The next day, on time, Hector arrived at the Supreme Court on his motorbike, wearing his usual red uniform. His mere presence was overwhelming. Even the court guards saluted him for no reason.

Amidst all the camera flashes, he entered and took a seat in the designated spot. He was not supposed to speak in cases like these until asked to. In all honesty, he didn't need a lawyer, but he didn't want to take Matt's golden case.

Soon, a few people filled the court hall. Lawyers from the accusing side were also there, and Hector waved a hello.

"Ah, Mister President... I mean, Mister Washington."

Just then, a group of five Judges appeared at the judge's bench, all with smiles on their faces as they said hello to Hector.

He also responded by taking their names one by one.

Of course, Hector had overseen the appointment of all these Judges, so they were pretty loyal to him, and they knew how much pull Hector still had on things.

"Please, have a seat, sir." The main presiding judge requested, telling Hector to sit before everyone else, and once he did, the judges sat. It was a show of respect on another level.

Soon, the hearing started. The argument from the other side was simple. "Mister Washington has been in contact with alien powers and has been organizing things on behalf of the United States Government, even when he is not a governmental employee. I want the court to ask, by what capacity is he engaging with the aliens?"

Hector wanted to laugh. ~This motherfucker, I'm the bloody President of three galaxies. That's my capacity.~

But he had a better and more down-to-earth reply. So he told Matt Murdock to ask for permission. "Honorable Judges, Mister Washington would like permission to respond to the allegations himself."

"Of course, the floor is yours, sir." The head judge was totally sucking up.

Hector cleared his throat and responded with a smile. "It seems these folks didn't do their preparation very well. To answer your questions, no nation in the entire world has an office of Space Affairs. Meanwhile, I am the President-General of the United Nations. I am the head of UNOOSA, United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs.1

"So my work is not on behalf of a nation, but the entire world. Besides, I also have permission from President Fury because he believes, like most others, that no other man on this planet is more capable of interacting with alien species than me."

The Plaintiff's side hurried to look at their documents and the Ipads to look for papers and other items. It was true, UNOOSA was a department not very famous. It was just a meme before the invasion. So, it was understandable that they overlooked it.

"T-Then we would like to call for proof of transfer of powers from the President's office." They requested.

Matt Murdock raised his voice. "Already submitted, please check article five. It is signed by the President himself."

The Judges discussed among themselves and quickly came to a conclusion. They simply announced their verdict. "Public Interest Litigation has been rejected due to no grounds for it to proceed. We are sorry for wasting your time, Mister Washington."

Hector shrugged. "Oh, it's alright. All good things have an evil opponent. I just hope they will like my gifts."

Yes, the world outside was on fire. Corruption scandals, sex scandals, harassment scandals, pedos, all kinds of things were coming to light with enough proof to make the accused dig their own graves.

Hector simply proved that no one could come after him, be it someone physically strong or politically.

He was the King, as apparent by 'King' in his name.

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1: 1. Come Forth Satan 2: 2. A New Adventure 3: 3. The Glorious Past 4: 4. Good Boy Moony and Cowboy Hector 5: 5. I'M IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE?! 6: 6. NO! 7: 7. Satanic Powers 8: 8. BIG Changes 9: 9. Howard Stark 10: 10. The Unexpected Partner 11: 11. I AM SPEED! 12: 12. Back In Office 13: 13. Project Rebirth and Project Manhattan 14: 14. Rounding up the Spies 15: 15. Pearl Harbour 16: 16. THE FLYING PRESIDENT! 17: 17. The Declaration Of War 18: 18. It's Time For Africa 19: 19. 4F 20: 20. Mission London 21: 21. Fine, I'll Do It Myself 22: 22. Setbacks 23: 23. Super-President? 24: 24. Taking Over A Hell Dimension 25: 25. Taking The Shot I 26: 26. Hector's Power Level 27: 27. Education Reforms & Angry Logan 28: 28. Red Demon 29: 29. Missing Money 30: 30. Changing History 31: 31. Discussion 32: 32. Rome 33: 33. Rome Has Fallen 34: 34. Bitch VS Hell's Inquisitor 35: 35. Surrender Of Italy 36: 36. A Fanboy 37: 37. Space Bets 38: 38. Worrying Ancient One 39: 39. Seduced 40: 40. No Horny 41: 41. Cruelty of Mankind 42: 42. The Red Demon 43: 43. Pit Of Blood 44: 44. The Grand Plan 45: 45. Changing The History 46: 46. Most Loved Officer 47: 47. RUN! 48: 48. D-Day 49: 49. Operation Free Justice 50: 50. Hitler Gets It 51: 51. End of European Theater 52: 52. To Japan 53: 53. Destroyed In Seconds 54: 54. An Ambitious General 55: 55. Anime Country 56: 56. Hector's Decision 57: 57. Sanctioned Destruction 58: 58. Furious 59: 59. Ass Whooped 60: 60. End of War 61: 61. WTF, Canada! 62: 62. The Congressional Hearing 63: 63. Guardian Angel Plot 64: 64. Cost Of War 65: 65. Building America 66: 66. Korean War 67: 67. End of Honeymoon 68: 68. Meeting Ancient One, Again. 69: 69. 69 Billion 70: 70. Man, Wolf & A Cripple 71: 71. A Problem's Solution 72: 72. Vietnam War 73: 73. 100 74: 74. Ho Chi Minh 75: 75. End Of Vietnam War 76: 76. 10 Times President 77: 77. Fighting Sage 78: 78. Mister Sinister 79: 79. OP Spirit Of Vengeance 80: 80. Sad Secret Service 81: 81. Winning Without Trying 82: 82. War Against Monopoly 83: 83. Bullshitter Boss 84: 84. Natives 85: 85. Kill Or Not To Kill? 86: 86. Adamantium 87: 87. Isolation Not Good For Health 88: 88. Life Before The Power 89: 89. X-Men 90: 90. Mr President, PLEASE! [BONUS] 91: ****DROPPED**** 92: 92. Retired 93: 93. MOTHER FUCKE...! 94: 94. Junk Room 95: 95. Uno Reverse 96: 96. Call me... 97: 97. Mister President 98: 98. Meeting Golden People 99: 99. Cultural Revolution 100: 100. Mission Sakaar 101: 101. Adam Warlock 102: 102. Humiliated 103: 103. Bros Bonding Over Whiskey 104: 104. This Is Business 105: 105. Shopping 106: 106. A Dangerous Job 107: 107. Horny Hala 108: 108. Mischievous Moony 109: 109. Demands 110: 110. SHOCK! 111: 111. Thanos and Hector, Two Madlads 112: 112. Manly Entrance 113: 113. Moony Made A New Friend 114: 114. Preparing The Assault 115: 115. No Mercy! 116: 116. Conspiracy & War 117: 117. Buying Time 118: 118. Stand For Freedom 119: 119. Waiting List 120: 120. Paranoia 121: 121. Back To Earth 122: 122. Overkill 123: 123. Freedom Glanpa! 124: 124. DISNEYLAND! 125: 125. ANGER ERUPTS! 126: 126. Humbled! 127: 127. Secret's Out! 128: 128. Eater of Worlds 129: 129. A Bet 130: 130. Shots Fired! 131: 131. Fate Fulfils 132: 132. Regrets 133: 133. Sanctioned 134: 134. Prison 135: 135. The Escape 136: 136. Can Hector Do it? 137: 137. Dark Phoenix 138: 138. Erased 139: 139. A Stranger In Space 140: 140. A Multiverse Apart 141: 141. Best Grandpa Ever 142: 142. Fluffy Pillow 143: 143. Traumatized Diana 144: 144. Getting Soul Stone 145: 145. Questions Answered 146: 146. Soul Maker 147: 147. Emotional Talk 148: 148. Taa II 149: 149. Judgement 150: 150. Cute! 201: 201. First Use of Gauntlet 202: 202. Parting Ways 203: 203. Back In Race 204: 204. Long Drive 205: 205. GREATER GOOD! 206: 206. Youtuber 207: 207. Mister President Back At It 208: 208. New Pet 209: 209. To Asgard 210: 210. Waking Up The Old Man 211: 211. Lover's Banter 212: 212. Moony X Fenris 213: 213. Live Streamer 214: 214. Great Invention! 215: 215. The Moment You've Been Waiting For 216: 216. Dog Lovers 217: 217. Initiating Ass-Whooping! 218: 218. The President: Part 1 219: 219. Poach The Poachers 220: 220. Live Again! 221: 221. Naming The Baby 222: 222. WET! 223: 223. Peeping Tony 224: 224. Hacked 225: 225. Mr and Mrs Washington 226: 226. How To Deal With Protestors 227: 227. Wild Nights 228: 228. Outside Threat 229: 229. Abduction 230: 230. Trial of Shi'ar Empire 231: 231. Mastermind 232: 232. Logan X ? 233: 233. Super Spy Couple! 234: 234. Bored Hector 235: 235. The President 236: 236. Retired 237: 237. Vacation in Hel 238: 238. Just A Game 239: 239. No Mercy! 240: 240. Cutting Heads 241: 241. Uncle Sam Recruits 242: 242. Hector Stomps Another Industry 243: 243. Lawyer 244: 244. Family? 245: 245. Innocent Boy 246: 246. Moony's Choice 247: 247. Symbiote 248: 248. Spar 249: 249. Old Boy Talk 250: 250. Busted! 251: 251. I Bought A Bank 252: 252. Death Babies? 253: 253. POKEMON! 254: 254. Kissed By Death 255: 255. Dates 256: 256. Universe Election 257: 257. Headpats 258: 258. Help! 259: 259. Want Babies 260: 260. Diana Diary 261: 261. Moony, Bane of Demons 262: 262. Cool Kids 263: 263. Closure 264: 264. Very Old 265: 265. Crimson Fuck*r 266: 266. PIL 267: 267. I am death! 268: 268. Tear in Space 269: 269. STRIP! 270: 270. Time to leave 271: 271. A World Without Borders 272: 272. Dreams 273: 273. Future 274: 274. It has begun 275: 275. Not Again! 276: 276. Mutant War 277: 277. God Bless... 278: 278. Raining Hectors 279: 279. Ten Times Work 280: 280. Hector Vs Hector 281: 281. Horny Chat 282: 282. Mood Spoiled 283: 283. Kill Me 284: 284. Father-Son 285: 285. The Great Reset 286: 286. Beyonders Begone! 287: 287. Farewell Gifts To Guardians 288: 288. The Asgardian Family 289: 289. War Without Bullets 290: 290. Bright Future Ahead 291: 291. Ugh... President 292: 292. Peters 293: 293. Time and Space is my bit.. 294: 294. Inheritance 295: 295. President out! 296: 296. I'd Rather Die 297: 297. What Happened After 298: 298. Meeting With God 299: 299. Good Old Batman 300: 300. Mister President [THE END] 151: 151. Two Aimless Beings 152: 152. Time For War 153: 153. Spreading Fear 154: 154. We Meet Again 155: 155. General Wolverine 156: 156. Worst Timing 157: 157. Father and Son 158: 158. YES MOMMY! 159: 159. Free Food 160: 160. Smooth Hector 161: 161. Battle of Hala I 162: 162. Battle of Hala II 163: 163. Supreme Intelligence? 164: 164. 5 Year Galactic Revolutionary War 165: 165. The Last Battle 166: 166. The Final Move 167: 167. Best Wishes 168: 168. United Galactic Federation 169: 169. Home Visit 170: 170. Forgotten or Remembered? 171: 171. Whole Again 172: 172. Family Photo 173: 173. Earth's Status 174: 174. House of Cards 175: 175. Real American Hector 176: 176. Raining Presidents 177: 177 - Wonderous Woman 178: 178 - Yodeling in Afghanistan 179: 179. Iron Man Is Born 180: 180. Donkey Takes The Bait 181: 181. A Mission Date 182: 182. Ten... Five... Zero Rings? 183: 183. Where It Started 184: 184. Fate Fulfils, Destiny completes 185: 185. New Emotion Unlocked 186: 186. Can He Lift It? 187: 187. Instincts Take Over 188: 188. Pup Cup 189: 189. Doting President & A Bar Fight 190: 190. HO HO HOOOO! 191: 191. Invasion Plan 192: 192. Green Boy Scared 193: 193. Let's Groove 194: 194. Permanent Mom 195: 195. Jinx 196: 196. The Invasion 197: 197. Big Leagues 198: 198. Godslayer Thanos 199: 199. REVERSE! 200: 200. Hector's Stand
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