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280: 280. Hector Vs Hector

Author: MisterImmortal Word Count: 8781 Updated: 2025-06-17 13:08:19

280. Hector Vs Hector

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BOOM!

The blasts were deafening. The light was so bright that the sky turned completely white and disoriented the jets and other mutants or heroes who could fly.

Nobody knew what kind of weapon this was since there was no sound before the flash, no sight of anything dropping from the sky either. It just happened out of nowhere somehow.

"He's gone! Hulk is no more..." Iron Man was hyperventilating, as this was their first significant loss. And if even Hulk was vulnerable, then they didn't want to know what else could be done against them.

"Who was it? Where did the attack come from?" Natasha asked him on the comms.

"I-I don't know... the scanners are showing nothing. Even the orbital satellites are showing no signs of anything—it's like it came out of nowh- WAIT! I'm sensing some anomalies... gravitational anomalies."

Reed Richards was on the battlefield too, and all the heroes were connected through one communication, so they could share their thoughts. He exclaimed in shock as well. "I sensed them too. This is like a black hole has opened out of nowhere on Earth."

Things had become confusing within minutes, and the whole superhero side was in disarray. Tony tried to fly into the air and see what the effects of the explosions were.

Sure enough, calling it shocking was a total understatement. There was a deep crater on the ground, dozens of metres deep and nearly a hundred metres wide. He didn't dare to go close, feeling that the radiation could harm him if he were not careful.

"Change of plans. We need to inform the old man." Tony made a difficult decision.

"No! We won't!" Thor objected. "We shall fight and bring him honour. He's retired now, don't you remember?"

"This is not your call, Thor." Tony ignored the rambling man.

...

"Are you sure they will let us enter just like that? This is the white house we're talking about." A lot of Peters gathered together in their civilian clothes and arrived at the White House.

Only Peter Prime had the authority to even meet Hector. Still, he had to do a lot of work to set up a personal meeting in the oval office. Thankfully, the staff at the place knew him very well.

He was soon sent to the Oval Office. But when he entered, he was forced to rub his eyes in confusion. There were ten Hectors, all working like machines with hands moving so fast they appeared blurry. They wrote on something and stamped, they read something and stamped, and in some cases grunted and threw the page away into the dustbin.

"Ugh..." Peter Prime knocked harder at the door even though he was already in.

Hectors looked up and waved at the same time. "Ah! Peter. What are you doing here? You brought friends with you?"

"S-Sir, what's going on here?" Peter Prime asked.

Hector Prime grunted. "I don't know. I think these ones came from somewhere in the multiverse and are now bugging me."

"You too?" Peter prime exclaimed and pointed at the Peters behind. "They are Spiderman from other universes, sir. What's happening? How did the multiverse open up? And why?"

Now, this was shocking, as Hector didn't know that others were also facing this problem. Initially, he had thought this was just another way for Satan to mess with him, but it seemed this was not the case.

"Come and take a seat. It seems something bigger is at play out there right now. I will try to find out what caused this and send back all these annoying rascals and other Peters." Hector Prime was reassured.

"You wanna go at it, old man?" One of the Hectors got up and boomed loudly in anger.

Hector Prime didn't step back. "Let's do it then, you buffoon. I am not scared of the nine of you because I am the real one no matter what you think."

"Is that so? Let's go then! Let's fight and see who is the strongest Hector, and whoever wins gets to be called the real Hector." another Hector shouted.

Hector Prime stood up and took off his coat. "Let's do it then, rascals. I will punch you back to whichever reality's ass you came from."

Woosh!

Hector Prime opened the window of his office and flew out of it. The rest of the Hectors also followed, and soon, only Peters and Miles were left.

They looked at each other in confusion and some regret as they realized that they had messed up by coming here.

"Did we just make the President of the United States fight his own nine versions? Ugh, I hope I don't get blamed for this." Peter Prime said while shaking his head.

The fat Peter chuckled. "It should be interesting, though. I put my five dollars and three cents on Hector Prime."

"Me too." The tall and old Peter also wagered.

In the end, even Peter Prime wagered.

...

In the skies over the White House, all of a sudden loud booms started to resound. They were so fast that some people thought someone was throwing explosives.

Hundreds of calls to the police were being made every second, and even the military was deployed in an instant. After all, the nation was at constant DEFCON 2 since the war was going on.

BOOM!

One Hector was thrown to the ground so hard it created a crater in the garden's lawn. But he quickly got up and flew away once again. But just the next moment, another Hector fell, this time in the streets.

Seeing the situation, the new automatic robot droids were sent out. In no time, they covered all the airspace above the White House, and there it was, the reason for the constant explosions.

Hectors were fighting so hard that a sonic boom would resound each time their punches met. It was a maddening level of show of strength, but the droids didn't know that. They were made to see everyone as the same under the law.

"STOP! Or we'll shoot pepper spray on you. Stop! Police! Return to the ground and surrender."

Hectors who were fighting stopped and looked at the droids awkwardly.

"Are they recording us?" One of the Hectors asked.

Hector Prime sighed. "Ah, I forgot about these. I launched them just a week ago... they're pretty good, I must say. But... I think we have made a mess. Hectors, it's time to fix everything. We shall continue this fight over the Sahara desert."

All of them agreed, and soon they started repairing all the damage they had done. But doing so revealed to all that there were clones of Hector working. Were they real? They would never know.

...

A few days ago, Hector launched Police Droids around the world to bring safety and law to society. These droids were highly competitive to the point some Police Departments even tried to go on strike against them, saying the droids were taking their jobs.

Of course, all of them were fired, and some got their pensions stopped, too, because it was known everywhere that the human police department was anything but competent. They make mistakes and then try to hide them, and the whole department stands behind them.

But with droids, everything was much smoother as the droids had high-quality 360-degree cameras, sound alarms, backup caller, pepper spray, taser guns, and even facial recognition abilities to file a police report right there.

Just a few days ago, a woman was saved by a droid. She was dragged under a bridge by a violent drunk man. She tried to call for help, but nobody was around—except the droids.

The droid then blasted police sirens, took footage of the man trying to molest the woman, and when the man tried to run away, he was tased. That instantly made the headlines around the world.

Sadly, Hector was disappointed by humanity still... for he found rule 34 art for the droids he got built with so much hard work. It was... distasteful.

...

"I can't believe you did that! Do you know how big of a PR disaster this is? All of you are to be blamed for this." Kennedy was giving a lecture to Hector for making life harder for him.

Hectors scoffed. "Do you have any idea how long we've been working? We have been writing the constitution for the whole 10 hours since the morning. That's so much work."

Hector Prime sighed. "They're not wrong. Writing the constitution for the whole planet is really hard. Anyway, tell me how the war is going. I hope we're winning smoothly."

"Hulk is dead!" Kennedy blurted.

"WHAT?!"

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No Horny 41: 41. Cruelty of Mankind 42: 42. The Red Demon 43: 43. Pit Of Blood 44: 44. The Grand Plan 45: 45. Changing The History 46: 46. Most Loved Officer 47: 47. RUN! 48: 48. D-Day 49: 49. Operation Free Justice 50: 50. Hitler Gets It 51: 51. End of European Theater 52: 52. To Japan 53: 53. Destroyed In Seconds 54: 54. An Ambitious General 55: 55. Anime Country 56: 56. Hector's Decision 57: 57. Sanctioned Destruction 58: 58. Furious 59: 59. Ass Whooped 60: 60. End of War 61: 61. WTF, Canada! 62: 62. The Congressional Hearing 63: 63. Guardian Angel Plot 64: 64. Cost Of War 65: 65. Building America 66: 66. Korean War 67: 67. End of Honeymoon 68: 68. Meeting Ancient One, Again. 69: 69. 69 Billion 70: 70. Man, Wolf & A Cripple 71: 71. A Problem's Solution 72: 72. Vietnam War 73: 73. 100 74: 74. Ho Chi Minh 75: 75. End Of Vietnam War 76: 76. 10 Times President 77: 77. Fighting Sage 78: 78. Mister Sinister 79: 79. OP Spirit Of Vengeance 80: 80. Sad Secret Service 81: 81. 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Paranoia 121: 121. Back To Earth 122: 122. Overkill 123: 123. Freedom Glanpa! 124: 124. DISNEYLAND! 125: 125. ANGER ERUPTS! 126: 126. Humbled! 127: 127. Secret's Out! 128: 128. Eater of Worlds 129: 129. A Bet 130: 130. Shots Fired! 131: 131. Fate Fulfils 132: 132. Regrets 133: 133. Sanctioned 134: 134. Prison 135: 135. The Escape 136: 136. Can Hector Do it? 137: 137. Dark Phoenix 138: 138. Erased 139: 139. A Stranger In Space 140: 140. A Multiverse Apart 141: 141. Best Grandpa Ever 142: 142. Fluffy Pillow 143: 143. Traumatized Diana 144: 144. Getting Soul Stone 145: 145. Questions Answered 146: 146. Soul Maker 147: 147. Emotional Talk 148: 148. Taa II 149: 149. Judgement 150: 150. Cute! 201: 201. First Use of Gauntlet 202: 202. Parting Ways 203: 203. Back In Race 204: 204. Long Drive 205: 205. GREATER GOOD! 206: 206. Youtuber 207: 207. Mister President Back At It 208: 208. New Pet 209: 209. To Asgard 210: 210. Waking Up The Old Man 211: 211. Lover's Banter 212: 212. Moony X Fenris 213: 213. Live Streamer 214: 214. Great Invention! 215: 215. The Moment You've Been Waiting For 216: 216. Dog Lovers 217: 217. Initiating Ass-Whooping! 218: 218. The President: Part 1 219: 219. Poach The Poachers 220: 220. Live Again! 221: 221. Naming The Baby 222: 222. WET! 223: 223. Peeping Tony 224: 224. Hacked 225: 225. Mr and Mrs Washington 226: 226. How To Deal With Protestors 227: 227. Wild Nights 228: 228. Outside Threat 229: 229. Abduction 230: 230. Trial of Shi'ar Empire 231: 231. Mastermind 232: 232. Logan X ? 233: 233. Super Spy Couple! 234: 234. Bored Hector 235: 235. The President 236: 236. Retired 237: 237. Vacation in Hel 238: 238. Just A Game 239: 239. No Mercy! 240: 240. Cutting Heads 241: 241. Uncle Sam Recruits 242: 242. Hector Stomps Another Industry 243: 243. Lawyer 244: 244. Family? 245: 245. Innocent Boy 246: 246. Moony's Choice 247: 247. Symbiote 248: 248. Spar 249: 249. Old Boy Talk 250: 250. Busted! 251: 251. I Bought A Bank 252: 252. Death Babies? 253: 253. POKEMON! 254: 254. Kissed By Death 255: 255. Dates 256: 256. Universe Election 257: 257. Headpats 258: 258. Help! 259: 259. Want Babies 260: 260. Diana Diary 261: 261. Moony, Bane of Demons 262: 262. Cool Kids 263: 263. Closure 264: 264. Very Old 265: 265. Crimson Fuck*r 266: 266. PIL 267: 267. I am death! 268: 268. Tear in Space 269: 269. STRIP! 270: 270. Time to leave 271: 271. A World Without Borders 272: 272. Dreams 273: 273. Future 274: 274. It has begun 275: 275. Not Again! 276: 276. Mutant War 277: 277. God Bless... 278: 278. Raining Hectors 279: 279. Ten Times Work 280: 280. Hector Vs Hector 281: 281. Horny Chat 282: 282. Mood Spoiled 283: 283. Kill Me 284: 284. Father-Son 285: 285. The Great Reset 286: 286. Beyonders Begone! 287: 287. Farewell Gifts To Guardians 288: 288. The Asgardian Family 289: 289. War Without Bullets 290: 290. Bright Future Ahead 291: 291. Ugh... President 292: 292. Peters 293: 293. Time and Space is my bit.. 294: 294. Inheritance 295: 295. President out! 296: 296. I'd Rather Die 297: 297. What Happened After 298: 298. Meeting With God 299: 299. Good Old Batman 300: 300. Mister President [THE END] 151: 151. Two Aimless Beings 152: 152. Time For War 153: 153. Spreading Fear 154: 154. We Meet Again 155: 155. General Wolverine 156: 156. Worst Timing 157: 157. Father and Son 158: 158. YES MOMMY! 159: 159. Free Food 160: 160. Smooth Hector 161: 161. Battle of Hala I 162: 162. Battle of Hala II 163: 163. Supreme Intelligence? 164: 164. 5 Year Galactic Revolutionary War 165: 165. The Last Battle 166: 166. The Final Move 167: 167. Best Wishes 168: 168. United Galactic Federation 169: 169. Home Visit 170: 170. Forgotten or Remembered? 171: 171. Whole Again 172: 172. Family Photo 173: 173. Earth's Status 174: 174. House of Cards 175: 175. Real American Hector 176: 176. Raining Presidents 177: 177 - Wonderous Woman 178: 178 - Yodeling in Afghanistan 179: 179. Iron Man Is Born 180: 180. Donkey Takes The Bait 181: 181. A Mission Date 182: 182. Ten... Five... Zero Rings? 183: 183. Where It Started 184: 184. Fate Fulfils, Destiny completes 185: 185. New Emotion Unlocked 186: 186. Can He Lift It? 187: 187. Instincts Take Over 188: 188. Pup Cup 189: 189. Doting President & A Bar Fight 190: 190. HO HO HOOOO! 191: 191. Invasion Plan 192: 192. Green Boy Scared 193: 193. Let's Groove 194: 194. Permanent Mom 195: 195. Jinx 196: 196. The Invasion 197: 197. Big Leagues 198: 198. Godslayer Thanos 199: 199. REVERSE! 200: 200. Hector's Stand
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